kane, germany, transgender-me;
currently obesessed with: swan queen, lana parrilla, pitch perfect, bechloe, and anna kendrick;
other: warehouse 13, rizzoli & isles, pretty little liars, xena, buffy, criminal minds, heroes, the closer, body of proof, once upon a time.
scrolling through your posts and wondering if your blog can get any queerer
I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island
i wish ouat was like that…
so i thought i’d watch this and then i read this name [charles mesure] and decided against it… i have an inkling, it’s not a good inkling.
a week later:
did regina just sound kinda impressed when she said her sister was a ‘really twisted witch’? and am i the only one who kinda wishes that the sisters will band together… to build that crib and show the charmings how it’s done? just sayin’.
emma looks incredibly gay in those clothes… i mean, even more than usual. no wonder her mother looks like she’s thinking ‘gay porn’ when emma and regina talk about
having sex moving in together their commitment ceremony magic
emma as a character is giving me a headache… she’s totally disjointed within her own story, without any discernible continuity… it’s painful to watch [as a sidenote: emma and hook could totally be my brotp - a very gay brotp]
so black beard has the jolly roger… that’s soo surprising.
i’m just gonna ignore this whole sideplot [everything but swan queen is sideplot - i have lost the ability to care about anything else - sorry, not sorry]
whoa, ‘gina, did you notice that your voice gets really deep when yo jelly? ‘cause that just happened, dear:
>”well, those two have been spending a lot of time together lately,” regina said turning. her voice held a guarded yet threatening quality to it.
"hook’s good with henry and henry likes him," emma answered quickly, ignoring the barely restrained jealousy as well as the sexiness of regina’s tone.<
regina: we’re not making tapas, we’re making…
me: SWEET LADY LOVE!
regina: … magic.
i swear, nobody times their meaningful pauses better than lana parrilla!
can we just appreciate the badassery of jen morrison standing on that bridge… unless it’s cgi… is it cgi? [don’t really matter, i still think that jenmo is badass!]
locator spell? has someone been watching a lot of buffy lately, charming?
[wait! will emma and regina reenact THAT will and tara-scene? YES! PLEASE!]
"some people say that you’re a hero" - is what ariel said to hook and we’re once again reminded how regina has to prove herself in every episode to the charmings and swan while the men get a free pass when an hour went by in which they didn’t try to kill any of them… i mean… ach, why even bother!?
what can i say about the bridge-scene that hasn’t been said already? regina’s hair looked just perfect!
[that magic-locator-spell-moment wasn’t half as gay as i would have wished… look at all the potential - wasted.]
captain hook and the secret of the floating coat - now that was an interesting adventure but let’s not dwell on this impossible waste of valuable seconds in which we could have watched regina and emma make
sweet lady love magic.
all the things david is really bad at: thinking, not getting lost, teaching how to drive.
all the things emma is really bad at: fighting off wangs, chess [probably], hiding her lady boner for regina
did black beard fall into a washing machine - or were there piranhas in that water?… i really… DO.NOT.DWELL.ON.IT. - unless it’s the evil queen’s cleavage!
i think ariel just flipped hook the fin…
[okay, i didn’t see that thing with zelena being ariel coming - probably because i wasn’t paying too close attention on that boring story]
but… am i the only one who doesn’t see the problem in zelena cursing hook’s kiss? i mean… what’s even the point of that? either zelena really needs to get up to date with how things are or i’ve been skipping over shit in my mind that didn’t interest me… buT WHAT’S EVEN THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT!!! HE SAID HIS HEART WAS BROKEN, DIDN’T HE!!! SO HOW MUCH OF A CHANCE OF THEM KISSING IS THERE!!! [either the writers are really terrible at all things plot or i’m missing some essential gray matter - i don’t get it]
but of course… this show is so…
hah, emma might be able to tell when regina’s lying but regina clearly knows when hook is lying, too… but then who can’t but emma?! [holy, superpower, batman. i think emma swan might be an idiot!]
stalker-hook watching emma looking at regina, smiling, laughing - i see foreshadowing, what do you see?